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Overly sensitive 20-year-old who is currently out of work, and school, and dealing with mass amounts of depression and anxiety. Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints.

September 22, 2014 9:48 pm
dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

(via thefuuuucomics)

9:48 pm

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

(Source: aoidaich, via crashmcspookson)

9:47 pm 9:46 pm

fivebrights:

just noticed thestarjar correctly guessed that Stan didn’t actually throw out the “electron carpet” at the end of Carpet Diem

now what reason could he have for keeping that…

(via gravity-falls-conspiracies)

9:46 pm

nolanthebiggestnerd:

marryastarlord:

nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

hopeheisagentleman

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEDDD

I have this book somewhere on my shelf. I need to read it again.

(via crashmcspookson)

9:44 pm

expederest:

space jam 2 confirmed

(via crashmcspookson)

9:42 pm September 21, 2014 2:14 am 2:11 am

Carmen Dell’Orefice, 83 years old, is the oldest working model in the fashion industry. Landing her first Vogue cover at the age of 15, she has since become one of the world’s top supermodels.

(Also known as “what-i-should-become-when-i-get-old”)

(Source: sachquatch, via cartoonfanatic)

2:11 am
fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via cartoonfanatic)

September 9, 2014 8:44 pm 8:40 pm 8:39 pm
cinabae:

behind the scenes snapshot of the new gravity falls episode

cinabae:

behind the scenes snapshot of the new gravity falls episode

(via hpreducedto1)

September 8, 2014 11:20 pm
bells12:

I need this at work.

bells12:

I need this at work.

(via crashmcspookson)

11:24 am

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

(via ladyhannahbelle)